Tuesday, March 1, 2011

DB29 is Outta Here!


I have been away for awhile but the color of the sky today has inspired me to let the Drunk Phils Fans faithful know my plans for the upcoming Phillies march to the World Series. The sky today reminds me of the best road unis in the history of baseball, the sky blue Phillies from 1970 to 1991. Loved those baby blues! Schmidt, Rose, Carlton, Tug ect. wore those colors with pride, and they are proudly displayed on this blog. Enough rambling about days gone by, this post will be my last with Drunk Phils Fans and here is why.

If you haven't figured it out by now Jay Wrizight is my best friend. You may have noticed has been absent from DPF recently. A stupid Face Book spat has him moving on to another blog. I enjoyed his work very much even though I have heard many of his jokes, over many beers in the Halladay in parking lot over the years. I looked forward to 'The Wriz' Wednesdays. I always had a chuckle, but I guess his writing wasn't up to DPF standards. Spelling was a major violation, I didn't know that spelling counted, if I didn't spell check my work I would have been gone a long time ago. As for 'The Franchise', a made up persona by BL Chris, WTF? I know you were trying to stir the pot but to blast the only 3 writers you had at the time may not have been your best idea.

So where does my loyalty stand? Let's see, I was in 'The Wriz's' wedding, I have been to every Sunday game with him since the Vet days. We were there for Game 5 heckling Brett Celek for wearing his sisters pants. I am totally secure in my manhood so I can say I hugged 'The Wriz' after the last out of Game 5 before I hugged my wife. What? I have only been married to her for 2 years, she doesn't know the journey we went through. The Wriz and I lived through David Bleepin' Bell. Or do I keep writing for BL Chris, who I have never met in person? We are FB friends only.

I just hope this little spat doesn't put bad mojo on the season. Maybe you should burn a Jose Mesa card to the the baseball Gods, BL Chris. You know, a ritual sacrifice. Because what you did to 'The Wriz' was bush league. Just sayin'. I hope your man enough to leave this post up. Thanks to all the DPF readers, but as the late great Harry would say "DB29 is Otta Here!"

Keep it Classy Philly!

DB29

12 comments:

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    Doug Bryson

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    The Franchise
    Jon seems to think you may be 'The Franchise', any truth to that? I don't mind having my balls broken. Makes for a good time.

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    Chris Nowaczyk
    January 26


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    I cannot lie.
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    I would like to keep it between us though.
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    i think it MAY increase viewership
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    I was going to post today and really piss off the wriz
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    im just afriad he may quit
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    i dont want that
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    i figured you would be a good sport

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    Doug Bryson
    January 26
    Doug Bryson

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    Cool! Your secret is safe with me. Bust away!

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    Chris Nowaczyk
    February 10
    Chris Nowaczyk

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    Doug, I understand if you are going to leave and unfriend me too. I hope you don't but I probably would if I were in your shoes.
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    Chris

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    Doug Bryson
    February 11
    Doug Bryson

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    I don't let FB effect my real life, so we are good

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    Chris Nowaczyk
    6 minutes ago
    Chris Nowaczyk

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    Good job lying to my face Doug.

    You and The Wriz make a great couple. Two faces.Sorry you felt the need to lie. Now everyone knows.

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  2. I hope Doug appreciates reminding Chris of his faults and I hope it makes Doug feel better pointing them out to Chris.

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  3. The first to post the number of errors in this blog (just like the wriz's last blog) will also win a Drunk Phils Fan shirt.

    RIP Wriz and DB29 - it’ll be a better blog without you.

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  4. I have never seen your real face Chris, so how could I have lied to it? FB, blog whatever isn't real life. I have enough on my plate in the real world as I'm sure you do. I will only mention DPF in the best of terms. Let's GO PHILS!

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  5. My above string of messages show you lied. Whether it be figurative or literal.I also sent you an email on February 23rd that you never replied to. Instead of being a man and replying to my email, you pulled a "Wriz'. That is when you use a public forum for what could have been a private matter. He chose a mass FB message, while you chose to air your issues on the blog. I am not sure what you do for a job, but you would make a great car salesman.
    "If falsehood, like truth, had but one face, we would be more on equal terms. For we would consider the contrary of what the liar said to be certain. But the opposite of truth has a hundred thousand faces and an infinite field."
    ~Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (he is 'Otta' here too :)

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  6. You take this stuff way too serious Chris. I love the passion. I only wish the best for all attached to Drunk Phils Fans.

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  7. Wow! This is a bush league blog now! Bl chris your 2 best writers are leaving! WTF? Your management skills are lacking good management keeps quality talent. Look at the mets if you need an example. I commend Doug for standing by his friend, it shows character and loyalty. So I say to you señor BL Chris where do you want your blog to go?
    cdub

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  8. cdub,
    We could make this a pissing in the wind contest. You, DB, and Wriz could get 100s of people that say I am an asshole. I could then get 100s of people to say those two were wrong and you were merely sticking up for your boys no matter what. Point taken. You truly have no clue what exactly happened. It will end up in a he said/he said. Read if you want to. Move on if you want to. What DB did was obviously the right move. How it was handled was the question. My hope in 2011 is for a well spelled and punctuated set of articles. I am off to a good start.

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  9. Yo Chris! Anytime you want to stop by the Halladay Inn before a Sunday game feel free. I'll bring the Jamison and Miller High Life. We can hug it out.

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  10. Like this?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZvarRe-XVQ

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  11. So where does the wriz write for nowadays? To be honest my favorite blogs were from db29 and the wriz. They were the only ones keeping me coming as of the last month or so.

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  12. I write for a cooking blog. I figured it would force me to be more diligent in my spelling and grammar. Tablespoons and teaspoons and all. Hit me up on facebook.

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