The Wriz's Response
It wasn't long after 1 yesterday afternoon when the Wriz's cell started blowing up. I was informed "some guy" ripped me on DPF. My response was pretty simple. I'd go home read what this guy wrote and choose my course of action. When I read it, what I was to do seemed pretty simple. Nothing. It's a non-issue. Then, why the response you ask. Simple. The loyal readers of the Wriz wanted one and the Wriz never disappoints.
The Franchise claims he's going to bring "a winning spirit to the Blog." I never knew any winners who threw their teammates under the bus. I have, however, seen several Mets and Yankees do this. He says wants to "constructively criticise" to make the Wriz and DB29 better. That's fine. I know I'm not Shakespeare. Although I feel a private email would suffice, he chooses to do this publicly. Its OK, but all I read were some shots what he thinks the Wriz does in his personal time. I will say this: The only dragons the Wriz deals with are happy dragons which is where he gets his sweet and sour chicken and angry ones which are what me and Momma Franchise do in HER basement.
As far as my lame Top 9 lists being 90% of my material, I write one article per week and usually the appear on Wednesdays. I did not actually go back at count every article, but I estimate that I did in the neighborhood of 30. I, also, believe that I did 3 top 9 lists or 10%. I guess they don't teach math or common sense where you're from. None of the list were written DURING the baseball season.
One of the things I pride myself on is being creative. Its a shame it seems the franchise and I will be getting off to a rocky start as I could have helped him in this aspect. As most of his writing was simply "borrowed" from other sources. The quote was Toby Harrah's. The Parker Lewis thing was in like every terrible rap song in the early 90's. Apparently, his logo is from a pit bull website. (I have not confirmed this. A comment left suggested it.) The mom's basement and D& D line, well, BL Chris uses that one all the time. And lastly, I'm not sure if he stole the women want me and men want to be me from Ric Flair or Big Poppa Pump they both say that line. But I do know this maybe the only thing more pathetic than D&D is staying in on a Friday night because you can't miss this week's Smackdown.
So FranCheese, good luck to you on DPF and Good Job!
See you on the Blog...and at the next Monday night Raw taping!